If you are single, and you find that you can't stand all this brouhaha about St. Valentine's day, then I found an article that is a perfect solution for you - date a scientist!
Scientists are highly educated people with decent career prospects, but are also rarely associated with a fondness for romance and passion (or any other emotional state) so are likely to be apathetic towards Valentine's Day. Ergo, scientists are the ideal partners.
There ya go!
The article then went on to tell you a good way to snag one of these elusive scientists.